Paddy’s Pub: The Absurd Business Ventures from ‘It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia’

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Paddy’s Pub in South Philadelphia has gained fame not only for its drinks but also for the outrageous fictional business ideas from the show ‘It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.’ With absurd ventures like Fight Milk and Kitten Mittens, the show’s humor highlights a series of bizarre schemes that have captivated audiences. As season 17 is set to premiere on July 9, 2025, fans can look forward to more chaotic escapades from the beloved characters, celebrating their uniquely misguided entrepreneurial spirit.

Philadelphia – Paddy’s Pub, a small Irish bar located at the corner of 2nd and Dickinson Street in South Philadelphia, has become infamous not just for its drinks, but for the outrageous business ideas portrayed in the popular television show “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.” Over its 20-season run, the show has depicted a variety of absurd ventures cooked up by the pub’s leadership team, who are known for their wild and often hilarious schemes. While these fictional endeavors are met with chaos and comedic failure, they underline the creative absurdity that has captivated audiences since the show premiered.

One of the most iconic products launched within the show is Fight Milk, a bizarre concoction that blends alcohol, dairy, and a protein source. This fictional drink, aimed at bodyguards, features unusual ingredients including organic crow’s egg, whole milk, and vodka. It exemplifies the show’s trademark humor, where outlandish ideas are presented with a straight face despite their ludicrousness.

Another example of the gang’s questionable entrepreneurial spirit comes from Frank Reynolds and Charlie Kelly, who attempted to capitalize on rising gas prices by stockpiling gasoline in trash cans within the pub’s basement. After borrowing thousands from the bank, their sales efforts turned into comedic mishaps, including a tint van exploding nearby, leading to humorous consequences and ultimately a failed venture.

In addition, Charlie Kelly promotes a peculiar dish known as milk steak, featuring steak boiled in milk and topped with jelly beans. This absurd meal is frequently paired with boxed wine in a can, highlighting the gang’s penchant for the unorthodox. During a trash worker’s strike, the crew donned tuxedos and unleashed their version of “scabbing” by using a limousine to pick up trash, only to be met with opposition from union workers.

Frank Reynolds introduced the comical concept of “rum ham,” a Christmas ham infused with liquor, in a desperate attempt to evade alcohol bans on beaches. This resulted in a series of farcical events when the “rum ham” ended up lost at sea, further emphasizing the chaotic nature of their schemes.

Charlie Kelly’s invention of “Kitten Mittens,” designed as silent footwear for cats, went hilariously awry as the cats began to slip and slide across various surfaces. Additionally, the gang engaged in the ultimate competition through a drinking game called “Chardee MacDennis,” featuring outlandish rules that encouraged absurd levels of cheating, including using an IV drip to consume wine.

To add to their unique list of endeavors, Frank Reynolds developed a strange version of stress balls made from dyed hard-boiled eggs, an idea that was quickly abandoned due to the catastrophic mess created during its development. The gang also contrived a DIY scheme to stealthily bring wine into public spaces by refilling emptied Diet Coke cans with boxed wine — a plan blending ingenuity with ridiculousness.

Celebrating the show’s enduring popularity, Mattel has recently launched a collectible Little People set featuring the main characters from “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.” This merchandise release coincides with the announcement that season 17 of the show is set to premiere on July 9, 2025. Fans can expect to see the original cast returning for new escapades in their relentless pursuit of capturing the American dream through a series of captivatingly ridiculous attempts.

As the show prepares to continue its legacy with new storylines and comedic moments, it remains evident that the combination of morally corrupt humor and chaotic antics is the hallmark of “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.” The gang’s outrageous business ideas may not always lead to success, but they certainly keep audiences entertained and engaged.

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• NBC Philadelphia: It’s Always Sunny Cast as Little People Figures
• GWW: It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 17
• Screen Rant: It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Episodes to Skip
• BBC Sport: Football News
• Hollywood Reporter: It’s Always Sunny Mobile Game
• Wikipedia: It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
• Google Search: It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia

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